Funny Sms Jokes:Multi Messages In Urdu, Hindi, And English (New, Latest,Lovely Sms)

SMS Packages band hony per 4 log bohat khush hongay

2011-01-25T12:13:00.001-08:00

SMS Packages band hony per 4 log bohat khush hongay.

Socho Kon?

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1. Faraz

2. Pathan

3. Sardar

4. Aap Samajh To Gaye Hongay. :-)

"+ALLAH ALWAYS BLESS YOU+"

Ek Bachay Ne Zardari Se Kaha Janab

2011-01-25T12:12:00.000-08:00

Ek Bachay Ne Zardari Se Kaha Janab 14 Mah se Humary School Me Teacher Nhi Aaya.

Zardari:

To School Kaisy Chal Raha Hai?

Bacha:

Jaisy Mulk Chal Raha Hai. ;-)

Zillat or Galiyoun ka Nishana sirf tum he nahi....

2011-01-25T12:11:00.002-08:00

Zillat or Galiyoun ka Nishana sirf tum he nahi....

....faraz

Suna hai is zamaney me koi Zardari bhi hai.. :)'

Zardari Ne Apne Marne k Baad Body

2011-01-25T12:11:00.001-08:00

Zardari Ne Apne
Marne k Baad Body
Parts Donate Kerny
Ka Elaan Kia Hy
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...
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.
Ye Khabar Sun k
Mazoor Kutto'n Mein
Khushi Ki Lehar
Daur Gai .. =P ;->

Agar Hokumat Kapre Pheny Pe Pabandi Laga De

2011-01-25T12:10:00.001-08:00

Agar Hokumat Kapre Pheny Pe Pabandi Laga De

T0 Khudkash Hamly Roky

Jaa Sakhte HaiN.. ;->

Zubaida Aapa K Mulk Bachao Totkay.. ;->

Duniya mein Wo konsi Makhlooq hai

2011-01-25T12:09:00.000-08:00

(General knowledge test)

Q: Duniya mein Wo konsi Makhlooq hai jo insani zuban mein baat krti hai pr uski baat samjh nhi ati?

Ans: CHAUDHARY SHUJAAT.

ÄRÄBIC ÑEWZ HaaZa Zardari Beghairatun,

2011-01-25T12:08:00.000-08:00

*ÄRÄBIC ÑEWZ*

HaaZa Zardari Beghairatun,

Azaabun Fi Insanun,
...
Fasaadun Khabeesun Mulkun,

Inki Wajatun Sailabun,

Aata-Tunn,

Bijli-Sunn,

Petrol-Ghum,

Dhum Dhum Dhamakatun,

Or,

Balance Checkun 12 Paison TAXUN Kameenun,

Acha Hua Jootan Parhun,

Don't Deletun,

Forun Forwardun*

SHETAANO KA SCHOOL'

2011-01-25T12:07:00.001-08:00

SHETAANO KA SCHOOL'

Attendance:

YAjoj Mjoj
Yes sir

Zakoota
Yes sir

Dracula
Yes sir

Ebles
Yes sir

Zardari
Sir G o di leave la deo
o Pakistan luttan gya a.

Total Assets Of Obama 13,00,000

2011-01-25T12:06:00.000-08:00

Total Assets Of
Obama
13,00,000 ¤ &
he has no property
in any other
Country.

Total Assets Of
Zardari
20,00,00,00,000 + more as u know¤
having
9 properties in
America,
9 in England,
2 in Belgium,
1 in France n
7 in Dubai.

( Dr.Safder Mehmood's column in "Jang" dated. 11-11-09 phir
"PAKISTAN Q na KHAPPAY. "

Altaf Hussain ne Rehmat kay Farishtay say

2011-01-25T12:03:00.000-08:00

Altaf Hussain ne Rehmat kay Farishtay say poocha... "Poora Ramzan guzar gaya, lakin aap mere ghar nahi aaye, kyon?"

Farishta bola... "Kyon keh aap ghar main thay."

"In A Day When You Don't Come Across Any Problem,

2011-01-21T13:49:00.001-08:00

"In A Day When You Don't Come Across Any Problem,
It Means That You Are Travelling In A Wrong Path"

There Are Two Kinds Of People,

2011-01-21T13:48:00.002-08:00

There Are Two Kinds Of People,
Those Who Do The Work And
Those Who Take The Credit.
Try To Be In The First Group;
There Is Less Competition There.

"Flatter Me, And I May Not Believe You.

2011-01-21T13:48:00.001-08:00

"Flatter Me, And I May Not Believe You.
Criticize Me, And I May Not Like You.
Ignore Me, And I May Not Forgive You.
Encourage Me, And I May Not Forget You."

Success Is Yours When The Two Of You Fall In Love -

2011-01-21T13:47:00.002-08:00

Success Is Yours When The Two Of You Fall In Love -
You & Your Work

To Love Is To Risk Not Being Loved In Return.

2011-01-21T13:47:00.001-08:00

To Love Is To Risk Not Being Loved In Return.
To Hope Is To Risk Pain.
To Try Is To Risk Failure,
But Risk Must Be Taken Because The Greatest Hazard In Life Is To Risk Nothing

Life Does Not Provide Warrenties & Guaranties

2011-01-21T13:46:00.000-08:00

Life Does Not Provide Warrenties & Guaranties
It Only Provide Possiblites & Opportunities
Do Not Miss Them Make Best Of It.

Night Is Longer Than The Day 4 Those Who DREAM!

2011-01-21T13:45:00.000-08:00

Night Is Longer Than The Day 4 Those Who DREAM!
BUT ...
The Day Is Longer Than The Night For Thse Who Make Their
DREAMS Come True !!!

Pray To Allah Almighty,

2011-01-21T13:44:00.004-08:00

Pray To Allah Almighty,
And Show Some Faith N Dignity,
Quran Be At Your Side,
Islam Giving You A Pride,
Sunnah Be A Light For You,
That Will Glow And Let You Do,
All The Acts To Make You Feel,
Nothing But This Land Is Real.

Azadi K Din Par Meri Dua Hai K ALLAH Ap Ko Quaid Ki Akal,

2011-01-21T13:44:00.003-08:00

Azadi K Din Par Meri Dua Hai K ALLAH Ap Ko Quaid Ki Akal,
Iqbal Ki Shakal, Liaqat Ki Sherwani, Fatima Ki Jawani,
Nehru Ki Chal Or Gandi Ji K Baal De
AZADI

Thousands Laid Down There Lives So That Our Country

2011-01-21T13:44:00.001-08:00

Thousands Laid Down There Lives So That Our Country
Breath This Day... Never Forget There Sacrifice..
Happy Independence Day.

Do U Know Pakistan Means...No! Ok I M Gonna Tell You

2011-01-21T13:43:00.004-08:00

Do U Know Pakistan Means...No! Ok I M Gonna Tell You
P=Perfect
A=Aimitious
K=Kool
I=Islamic
S=Super
T=Talented
A=Able
N=Nation....... Happy Independece Day To You.

Take A Stand Against Evil,

2011-01-21T13:43:00.003-08:00

Take A Stand Against Evil,
Corruption & Terrorism 4 We Belong To India,
A Nation Of Pride & We Will Thus Say-
"HINDU, MUSLIM, SIKH, ISAI, SAB HAI BHAI BHAI."
God Bless
Hai Ram
Jai Hind!!!

Take The Future In Ur Hands

2011-01-21T13:43:00.001-08:00

Take The Future In Ur Hands
See It Resting In Ur Palms
It"S Not To Late To Take A Stand
You"Ll Be Sorry When It"S Gone
You"Ll Be Sorry

Then Join Hands In Hands, Brave Pakistani"S All!

2011-01-21T13:41:00.000-08:00

Then Join Hands In Hands, Brave Pakistani"S All!
By Uniting We Stand By Dividing We Fall, Jashne Azadi Mubarik.
Allah Bless Our Country.

Independence A Precious Gift Of God.

2011-01-21T13:40:00.000-08:00

Independence A Precious Gift Of God.
May We Always Remain Independent Amin.
A Very Happy Independence Day To You. Pakistan Zindaabad.

Ye Kya Ho Raha Hai,

2011-01-21T13:39:00.000-08:00

Ye Kya Ho Raha Hai,
Kya Hum Ne Azadi Is Liay HasiL Ki Thi K Sab Boys Aj K Din Awara Gardi Krain.
Logon KO Hoot Krain,
GirLs KO Tang Krain,
Nahi Na..

To Chlo Shabash Saaray Ghar Betho,

Q K Aj Meri Bike Kharab Hai Begairto.

I'm Proud To Be A Pakistani Where At Least I K

2011-01-21T13:35:00.000-08:00

I'm Proud To Be A Pakistani
Where At Least I Know
I'm Free
&
Won't Forget The Men
Who Died,
Who Gave That Right To Me

Protect Ur Country Ppl !
Stand Up Against The Haters Of Pak !
Proud As I Ever Could Be 2 Be A Paki !

Happy Independence Day
Long Live Pakistan
Aamiin (:

Ek Memon dOctOr k pass gaya aur bOla k ghar ja kar mareez check karne k kitne paise Lo ge?

2011-01-17T05:38:00.003-08:00

Ek Memon dOctOr k pass gaya aur bOla
k ghar ja kar mareez check karne
k kitne paise Lo ge?

DoctOr: 300 rupay

Memon: Chalein DoctOr sahab..

Ghar pOhnche tOu DoctOr
ne pOocha k mareez kahan hai?

Memon: Mareez kOi nahi hai,
Taxi wala 500 rupay maang raha tha
aur aap 300 mein le aaye

Mene to sarak pe khari larki se faqat Time poocha tha Faraz...

2011-01-17T05:38:00.001-08:00

Mene to sarak pe khari larki se faqat
Time poocha tha Faraz...

K kitne Bajey.?

Wo boli,
9 baje Quaid e azam k mazaar per.

New About " FARZANA"

2011-01-17T05:37:00.003-08:00

New About

" FARZANA"

In barishon se dosti achi nhe"FARZANA"

Bura hy zamana chalo shabash ghar ja k nhana... ;->

Shair arz hai

2011-01-17T05:37:00.001-08:00

Shair arz hai

BHAG GAI ZARDARI KI BETI
GHADA GAARI PE

wah wah

BHAG GAI ZARDARI KI BETI GHADA GAARI PE

IS LiYE USNE LAGADI PABANDI DOUBLE SAWARI PE... ;->

Machar ka Bacha Pehle Baar uraa

2011-01-17T05:36:00.001-08:00

Machar ka Bacha Pehle Baar uraa
jab woh wapis aaya
tou us k baap ne Poocha "Kaisa Laga Ur k??"

Machar Bola .. " BOhat Maza Aaya, Dekh k bht Khushi howi sab ko Taalian Bajatay"

What's The Difference Between BLOOD & FRIENDS

2011-01-17T05:35:00.001-08:00

What's The Difference
Between
BLOOD & FRIENDS

Blood Etrz the Heart
& Flowz out

But

Friends Entr Ur Heart
& Stay 4ever
n
Make Life Worth
Living ... :)

~ A Frnd'z Prayer ~

2011-01-17T05:34:00.003-08:00

~ A Frnd'z Prayer ~

May My Frndshp
Alwayz B
The Mst Imprtnt Thing
2 Me
Wid Special Frndz I Feel
Em Blessed
So Lemme Give My Best
I Wana Do Mch More
Thn Share
The Hopes N Plans Of
Frndz Who Care
Lemme Use My Heart 2 C
2 Realize Wht Frndz
Can B
& Make No Judgment
Frm Afar
But
Luv My Frnz D Way
They R ... (:

Friend Is An Evergreen Relation

2011-01-17T05:34:00.001-08:00

Friend Is An Evergreen Relation

Which Never Thinks

Y We r Friends,

But Wen 2 Friends Miss

Each Other Their Heart

Feels Something Is Missing

Milna Bicharna Sab Qismat Ka Khel Hy

2011-01-17T05:33:00.000-08:00

Milna Bicharna Sab
Qismat Ka Khel Hy

Kahin Nafrat Kahin
Dilo'n Ka Mail Hy

Bik Jata Hy Har Rishta
Dunya Main

Sirf Dosti Hi Yahan
"Not For Sale" Hy ... :)

A Good Friend Is Like A Light House

2011-01-17T05:31:00.003-08:00

A Good Friend

Is Like A Light House

It Doesn't

Ring Bells, Fire Guns
To Call Attention

When You Are Lost ...

It Simply Stands
Tall And Shines ... =]

The best feeling in the world is

2011-01-17T05:31:00.001-08:00

The best feeling in the world is
when u think that ur frnd forgot u
And
Suddenly u receive a message frm ur frnd saying
â€œI m missing u

Time Might Lead Me

2011-01-17T05:30:00.004-08:00

Time Might Lead Me
Sumwhere Away 4m
U & Fate Might Wipe
Me 4m Ur Memory...
BUT I Will Always B
Thankful 2 God Dat
Once In A Life's Jorney
V Bcame
FRIENDS... <-:

Friends Are Like "Marsh Mellow" In "Hot Chocolate"

2011-01-17T05:30:00.002-08:00

Friends

Are Like

"Marsh Mellow" In "Hot Chocolate"

Yeah

"Hot Chocolate" Is Good Without
"Mellows"

But

Its No Fun Drinking It ... :)

Sign Of A True Friend ...

2011-01-17T05:30:00.000-08:00

Sign Of A True Friend ...

He Always See
The Pain Behind Ur Eyes
At That Time

When Everyone Says

"Man ! You Smile A Lot ..."

Arz kiya hai Airport per kharey hain 10 jahazf

2011-01-17T05:28:00.003-08:00

Arz kiya hai

Airport per kharey hain 10 jahaz

Airport per kharey hain 10 jahaz

jin may sey aik ka pilot hai faraz... :p ;->

Yaad-E-mehboob say zinda hoon KHUDAYA warna

2011-01-17T05:28:00.001-08:00

Yaad-E-mehboob say zinda hoon KHUDAYA warna

faraz

kon jeeta hai teri dunia main tamasha ban kar

Apni Manzil Pe Pohanchna Kisi Moa'jzey Se Kam Nahi

2011-01-17T05:27:00.003-08:00

Apni Manzil Pe Pohanchna Kisi Moa'jzey Se Kam Nahi

'Faraz'

Raah-Guzar Pathar K Hain Aur Hum-Safar Seeshey Ka ... !!!

~KaÃŸ ka mar chuka hai tum jis ka p0chte h0

2011-01-17T05:27:00.001-08:00

~KaÃŸ ka mar chuka hai tum jis ka p0chte h0

'FARAZ"

~Us k0 kisi ki yaad ne zinda jala diya.

ham bewafa nahi yunhi badnaaam ho gaey

2011-01-17T05:26:00.001-08:00

ham bewafa nahi yunhi badnaaam ho gaey

Faraz,

hazaaron chahnay waalay thay kis kis se wafa kartay...

Shayad Tu Kabhi Pyasa Meri Taraf Laut Aaye

2011-01-17T05:25:00.001-08:00

Shayad Tu Kabhi Pyasa Meri Taraf Laut Aaye

Faraz'

Aankho'n Main Liye Phirta Hoon Darya Teri Khatir

meray khoshion k lamhay itnay muhtasur q hain

2011-01-17T05:24:00.003-08:00

meray khoshion k lamhay itnay muhtasur q hain

FARAZ!

Guzer jatay hain mwray muskuranay se pehlay

Hoti Hay Baree Zalim Yaktarfa Mohabbat Bhe

2011-01-17T05:24:00.001-08:00

Hoti Hay Baree Zalim Yaktarfa Mohabbat Bhe

FARAZZ

Woh Yaad Tu Aatay Hain , Par Yaad Nai Kartay.....

2011-01-17T05:23:00.002-08:00

Wo tu milta hy mujhse mehdood se lamhon me

Faraz

Yeh DIL hy kitni fursat se sochta hy usay

Mein ne socha tha k bante ga wo dukh dard

2011-01-17T05:23:00.000-08:00

Mein ne socha tha k bante ga wo dukh dard

Faraz

us ne to itna bhina poocha k udaas kyun ho

Aft Our Exam, Our Books Ll Sing A Song, Guess Which Song

2011-01-16T04:03:00.001-08:00

Aft Our Exam, Our Books Ll Sing A Song, Guess Which Song

Guess.!

'Zara Zara Touch Me Touch Me ,Zara Zara Hold Me Hold Me':-)

Class Rooms R Like Train

2011-01-16T04:02:00.001-08:00

Class Rooms R Like Train

1st 2 Bench R Executive Coaches

Reserved For VIP

Middle 2 R General Compartment

N Last 2 R Sleeper Class. . !!

Aft Our Exam, Our Books Ll Sing A Song, Guess Which Song

2011-01-16T04:01:00.000-08:00

Aft Our Exam, Our Books Ll Sing A Song, Guess Which Song

Guess.!

'Zara Zara Touch Me Touch Me ,Zara Zara Hold Me Hold Me':-)

Class Rooms R Like Train

2011-01-16T03:58:00.003-08:00

Class Rooms R Like Train

1st 2 Bench R Executive Coaches

Reserved For VIP

Middle 2 R General Compartment

N Last 2 R Sleeper Class. . !!

Best 3 Comedy Lines In Student Life..

2011-01-16T03:58:00.001-08:00

Best 3 Comedy Lines In Student Life..

1)Plzzz..Don't Disturb I Want 2 Study!

2)No Class,Den Lets Go 2 Library!

&

D Best 1 Is-

3)Sir,I Hv A Question! :-)

The Law Sayz, "If U Can't Convince Someone, Confuse Them!"

2011-01-16T03:57:00.005-08:00

The Law Sayz,
"If U Can't Convince Someone, Confuse Them!"

Do U Know Which Law It Is?

This Is "Law Of Answering In Examination"...:-)

Itney Bharam Tootey They Ik Aur Bharam Toot Gya,

2011-01-16T03:57:00.003-08:00

Itney Bharam Tootey They Ik Aur Bharam Toot Gya,

Ussee Subject Pas Huwa Jis Ka Paper Mujh Sey Chooot Gya

Yeh Student Ki Pehchan Hai.

2011-01-16T03:57:00.001-08:00

Yeh Student Ki Pehchan Hai.
Hath Mein Cigret Mun Me Pan Hai.
Mashoor Ye Shetan Hai.
Yeh Student Ki Pehchan Hai.

Parhna Isay Ata Nhi,
Class Me Kabi Jata Nai,
Canteen Iski Jan Hai,
Yeh Student Ki Pehchan Hai.

Jalso Me Sab Se Agay Hai,
Naaro Me Sab Se Agay Hai,
Imtehan Me Naqal Iski Aan Hai,
Yeh Student Ki Pehchan Hai.

Larkio K Pichay Para Hai,
Jo Larki Ghusa Ho Jaye Zara,
Tab Yeh Uska Banta Bhai Jan Hai,
Yeh Student Ki Pehchan Hai.

Tips To Be Successful In Exams,

2011-01-16T03:56:00.004-08:00

Tips To Be Successful In Exams,
1-Khud Aitmadi K Saath Paper Attempt Karein
2-Koshish Kar K Baat Apney Ilfaz Mein Byan Karein
3-Ghup Marein Aisee Jo Haqeeqat Ko Touch Kar K Jaati Ho.

In The Whole Tumharey Bus Kee Baat Naheen, So Keep On Enjoying Cheating

Issi Waja Sey Koi Boht Khass Ho Gya,

2011-01-16T03:56:00.002-08:00

Issi Waja Sey Koi Boht Khass Ho Gya,
Issi Waja Sey Koi Boht Khass Ho Gya,

Cheating Karwaney Sey Wo Fail Aur Pappoo Pass Ho Gya

No Doubt Exams R A Matter Of Luck,

2011-01-16T03:56:00.000-08:00

No Doubt Exams R A Matter Of Luck,

How?

"Coz The Checker Throws The Papers On The Ceiling Fan, Which One Is Droped On His Checking Table Is Regarded As Pass"

Kyun Hai Na Matter Of Luck

Na Ro'oon Apni Qismat pay to or kya karoon Dost...

2011-01-14T23:11:00.003-08:00

Na Ro'oon Apni Qismat pay to or kya karoon Dost...

Jisay Zindgi Say Barrh k Chaha usi nay Gosht Nahi Bheja....!:-)

IMAM UL AMBIYA MOHAMMED UR RASOOLULLAH (SALLALLAHO ALEHE WASALLAM) ny farmaya.

2011-01-14T23:11:00.001-08:00

IMAM UL AMBIYA MOHAMMED UR RASOOLULLAH (SALLALLAHO ALEHE WASALLAM) ny farmaya.
"Jab Tum ZILHAJJ ka Chand dekh lo aur tum mein sy koi Shakhs Qurbani ka Irada rakhy to wo apny Bal aur Nakhun na katy."
Sahi Muslim Kitab Ul Azaha H # 1977.

Troubles As Light As Air, Love As Deep As Ocean,

2011-01-14T23:10:00.003-08:00

Troubles As Light As Air,

Love As Deep As Ocean,

Friends As Solid As Diamonds,

And

Success As Bright As Gold…

These Are The Wishes For You And
Your Family On The
Eve Of Eid.

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1 Shaks KESC Office K Bahr Khra Hokr Galiyan Derha Tha

2011-01-14T23:10:00.001-08:00

1 Shaks KESC Office K Bahr Khra Hokr Galiyan Derha Tha

Admi: Bhai Q Galiyan Derhe H0?

Shaks: Hum Mandi Cow Lene Gya Tha
Waha Lite Chali Gyi Hum Gadha Le Aya :P

tuMhArI JaAN meRi jAan tUm He ho0o

2011-01-14T23:09:00.001-08:00

tuMhArI JaAN meRi jAan tUm He ho0o

lo0G deKhAin eID kA chAnD,, meRa chAnd tUmhe ho0o....

~Teray Bagair Eid~ Koi Bhi Mosam ho

2011-01-14T23:08:00.001-08:00

~*Teray Bagair Eid*~

Koi Bhi Mosam ho

Koi Bhi Rut ho

Apni to aadat hay

Tumhein yaad barabar krna !

Teri Justaju

Teri Umeed krna

Tumhare aany pe

Khushi mazeed Krna.

Ab to mumkin hi nahi

Teray Bagair Eid Krna..!

______* Happy EID!______*

2011-01-14T23:07:00.001-08:00

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I_I
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*_*_*_*_*_*_* Happy EID!*_*_*_*_*_*_*

SendinG U WarM WisheS ON "EID-UL-ZUHA"

2011-01-14T23:06:00.003-08:00

SendinG U WarM WisheS ON
"EID-UL-ZUHA"
AnD WishinG THAT,
IT BringS Your WaY EveR JOYS
AND Happiness .

Remember Me In Ur Prayers.

Gulshan Ko Kar Rahi Mo'attar Hawa-e-Eid, Aata Nahi Nazar Kuch Bhi Siwaye Eid,

2011-01-14T23:06:00.001-08:00

Gulshan Ko Kar Rahi Mo'attar Hawa-e-Eid,
Aata Nahi Nazar Kuch Bhi Siwaye Eid,
~*~
Meri Taraf Se Eid-ul-Azha Mubarak Ho Aap Ko,
Bus Mere Pass Hai Yehi Tohfaa Bakra-e-Eid.

Advance Me Eid Mubarak Ho,, Allah Kare Ye Apki Akhri Eid H0..

2011-01-14T23:05:00.001-08:00

Advance Me Eid Mubarak Ho,,
Allah Kare Ye Apki Akhri Eid H0..
.
.
.
.
.
.
Wife K Begair.. ;->
.
Allah Agli Eid Apko Wife K Sath Naseeb Kare.. ;->)

Your mother uses your fathers one Your Aunt uses your Uncles

2011-01-14T23:03:00.003-08:00

Your mother uses your fathers one
Your Aunt uses your Uncles
Your grandma uses you grandpas
Your sister uses you brother in laws

Guess what is it??

Surname, you dirty mind

What is "big" in Ladies, "small" in girls and "not" there in babies???

2011-01-14T23:03:00.001-08:00

What is "big" in Ladies, "small" in girls
and "not" there in babies???

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The Letter "L"

what u thinking..?? dirty mind

Tum bahir jate ho to mujhe dar laga rehta hy.

2011-01-14T23:02:00.003-08:00

Wife:
Tum bahir jate ho to mujhe dar laga rehta hy.

Husb:
Don't worry darling me jaldi ajaonga!

Wife:
Bas isi baat ka to dar laga rehta hy.:-)

Larki : Un dino kafi darr lagta tha Nachna, Gana,

2011-01-14T23:02:00.001-08:00

Larki : Un dino kafi darr lagta tha Nachna,
Gana,

Khailna,
Koodna,

uff…
Bahar jana.

Geele pan ka darr….
Phir Mjhe mila bus RS 25/= mein
.
.
.
.

MOBILE COVER.

Ab barish k dino me bhi azadi se apna mobile har waqt apne sath rakh skti ho0n or enjoy kr skti ho0n.

1 dafa phr teri soch ko salam ha

Mirchain mou k elawa aur kahan LAGTI hain?

2011-01-14T23:01:00.003-08:00

Mirchain mou k elawa aur kahan LAGTI hain?

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?

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Khait mein Pagal,
Wase tu jo samj raha tha na wo b thik hai

KAASH YE FAASLE NA HOTE.. KAASH YE DURIYA NA HOTI..

2011-01-14T23:01:00.001-08:00

KAASH YE FAASLE NA HOTE..

KAASH YE
DURIYA NA
HOTI..

KAASH HUM
SATH HOTE..

TO..

TO,

TO..

TO..

TO..

YAAR MERE SMS KE PAISE BACH JATE...

What's The Most Popular Word That Begins With 'F' & Ends With 'K'?

2011-01-14T23:00:00.003-08:00

What's The Most Popular Word That Begins
With 'F' & Ends With 'K'?
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Its *FACEBOOK*, =D

The Word You Thought Is
The 2nd Most Popular! =P

Hold It Gently Put 2 Fingrs If Dey Dnt

2011-01-14T23:00:00.001-08:00

Hold It Gently
Put 2 Fingrs
If Dey Dnt
Fit
Fos Dem In
If De Hole‘s Big Enaf
Put3
Muv Up and Down
Slowly..
Ooh Yes..
Can U Fil It?
Dats How U Wash A Glass:->

I'm Very Good In Bed.

2011-01-14T22:59:00.003-08:00

I'm Very Good In Bed.
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I Can Sleep All Day.

What Were U Thinking?? . . . :->

Wife: Bus Karo Rat K 12 Baje Se Kar Rahe Ho Or Subah Ke 8 Ho Chuke Hai

2011-01-14T22:59:00.001-08:00

Wife: Bus Karo Rat K 12 Baje Se Kar Rahe Ho Or Subah Ke 8 Ho Chuke Hai. Thake Nahi?

Husband: Abhi To Kuch Nahi Kiya Ab To Din Rat Karuga Q K Mere 1000 Msg Free Hain.:)

2010 ka Sab se Saaf Suthra SMS

2011-01-14T22:57:00.005-08:00

2010 ka Sab se Saaf Suthra SMS

Jahaaz me air hostess ne Pathan ko ulti karte dekha to wo shopper de gae ke is me kar lo.

Thori der bad Air hostess dekhti hae ke sab ulti kar rahe hain or Pathan so raha hae.

Usne Pathan se pucha ke sub kyun ulti kar rahe hain?

Pathan: Hum ne ulti kiya sab ne bura mana, hum ne wapis pe lia.

Doctr Mareez ki Naak me Ungli Daal k Betha Hua Tha

2011-01-14T22:57:00.003-08:00

Doctr Mareez ki Naak me Ungli Daal k Betha Hua Tha

1 Ne pucha Ye Kya kar Rahe Ho?

Dr: Mariz ko Ulti krwa Raha Hun.

Magar Kese?

Dr: Ab Yehi Ungli Uske Moo me Daalu Ga. :-)

Ek Aesa Shair Jis ka muqabla Na Faraz Kar Sakta hai

2011-01-14T22:57:00.001-08:00

Ek Aesa Shair Jis ka muqabla
Na Faraz Kar Sakta hai
Na Mohsin
Na Ghalib
Aur na Farzana.

"Dabbe main Dabba, Dabbe main Tatti.

Chakh k Batana Meethi ya Khati"?

Kamzor Dil Wale Plz ye sms na parhen

2011-01-14T22:56:00.001-08:00

Kamzor Dil Wale Plz ye sms na parhen

Ek bht khubsurat Larki hoti hy
Gali ka har Larka usay pasand krta tha

Ek bar us ki Tabiyat khraab ho gayi
Us ko ultiyan aane lagin

Us ne ek glass mein Ulti ki aur kaha

"Jo mujh se Sacha Pyar Kart hy Wo ye ulti pee le"

Ek larka tayar ho jata hy Wo Aadha Glass peene
k baad ruk jata hy
Tou Larki puchti hy
"Kia hua ruk Q gaye?"

Us larke ne Hasrat Bhari Nigah se Dekha aur kaha

"Balgham Aa Gaya Tha Chaba Raha Tha..." :-)

CHIPKALI ko Ubaal Kar Dhoop Mai Sukha kar

2011-01-14T22:55:00.003-08:00

CHIPKALI ko Ubaal Kar Dhoop Mai Sukha kar
Chips jesa Crunchi Hony k Baad
Ketchup Ooper Daal Kar Khaya jaye to

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ULTI Aa Jati Hai.
Eeeww... Yak.

Laal Baig Ko Milk Main Ubaal Kr

2011-01-14T22:55:00.001-08:00

Laal Baig Ko Milk
Main Ubaal Kr
Dhoop Mein Sukha
Kr Laal Mirchon K
Sath Pees Kr Ankhon
Pr Lagany Se
Nazer Kamzor
Nahe Hoti.

"ZUBEDA AAPA K JAAN LEVA TOTKE" ;->

Do U Want To Hear A Dirty Joke?

2011-01-14T22:54:00.001-08:00

Do U Want To Hear A Dirty Joke?
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Are You Sure?
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Ok, Here You Go...
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A White Horse Fell In The Mud.:-)

Dunya Ki Tareekh Ka Ek Aisa Sawal Jo Aapki Neenden Urra Dega.

2011-01-14T22:53:00.003-08:00

Dunya Ki Tareekh Ka Ek Aisa Sawal
Jo Aapki Neenden Urra Dega.

Magar Dil Tham K Sawal Parhna.

Sawal Ye Hai K.

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Bulgham Namkeen Hota Hai Ya Khatta?

Agar Nazle Aur Khansi k Saath Saath Namkeen

2011-01-14T22:53:00.001-08:00

Agar Nazle Aur Khansi
k Saath Saath Namkeen
Balghum b Aa Raha Ho
Tou Thori Cheeni Kh Le'n
Us Se Aap Ko
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Rabri Ka Maza Aaye Ga

(Zubaida Aapa k Lazeez
Totke) =P =D

Balghum Ko Dhoop Mein Sukha Ker Choti

2011-01-14T22:52:00.001-08:00

Balghum Ko Dhoop
Mein Sukha Ker Choti
Choti Goliya'n Bna K
Chabaya Jaye Tou...
Ding Dong Bubble
...Gum Ki Kami Puri Ho
Jati Hy ...

Zubaid Aapa K Yummy
Totke .. =P =D

Just A Small Difference Between Liking And Loving

2011-01-14T22:51:00.001-08:00

Just A Small Difference Between Liking And Loving

Liking.

..."Don't Worry Dear, Take Care!"
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Loving.

"Don't Worry Dear, I Will Take Care!" :)

A thoughtful thought...,

2011-01-14T22:50:00.003-08:00

A thoughtful thought...,

When Someone tries to impress you,

It means he or she is already

impressed by you.

"Think on it"..

Awesome Question Wid A Cute Answer:

2011-01-14T22:50:00.001-08:00

Awesome Question Wid A Cute Answer:

Sm1 Asked A Boy
"Howz Ur Life..?"

He Smiled N Answered
"She'z Fine..!"

If A Person Is Silent

2011-01-14T22:49:00.003-08:00

If A Person Is Silent
It Doesn't Mean He Is Unknown Of Fun,
Enjoyment & Thrills.

But It Means Life Has Taught Him
Some Lessons Which Has Made Him Silent.

GREAT TRUTH...!!!

2011-01-14T22:49:00.001-08:00

GREAT TRUTH...!!!

Tears Do Not Come When U
Miss A Person..
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It Comes When U Do Not
Want To Miss A Person...

Wo b kya kya din the!

2011-01-14T22:47:00.001-08:00

Wo b kya kya din the!

mama ki goad or papa k kandhe

Na parhai ki soch!

Na life k funde!

Na kal ki fikar

Na future k sapne!

Ab kal ki hay fikar

Aur adhure hain sapne

Murr k dekha to bohat door hain apne!

Manzilon ko dhoondhte huye kahan kho gaye hum

ktni jaldi itne bare hogaye hum..!!

Zindagi Barf Ki terah hoti ha

2011-01-14T22:46:00.003-08:00

Zindagi Barf Ki terah hoti ha

NEIK Kamon Mein Guzaro aur hamesha khush raho
Warna
Pigal Tu Rahi Hai

Khtam bhi ho jae Gi.

When You Enter In This World You Are Loved,

2011-01-14T22:46:00.001-08:00

When You Enter In This World
You Are Loved,

When You Leave This World
You Are Loved,

It's Only The Time In Between That You Have To Manage.. !

Funny Sms Jokes:Multi Messages In Urdu, Hindi, And English (New, Latest,Lovely Sms)

SMS Packages band hony per 4 log bohat khush hongay

Ek Bachay Ne Zardari Se Kaha Janab

Zillat or Galiyoun ka Nishana sirf tum he nahi....

Zardari Ne Apne Marne k Baad Body

Agar Hokumat Kapre Pheny Pe Pabandi Laga De

Duniya mein Wo konsi Makhlooq hai

*ÄRÄBIC ÑEWZ* HaaZa Zardari Beghairatun,

SHETAANO KA SCHOOL'

Total Assets Of Obama 13,00,000

Altaf Hussain ne Rehmat kay Farishtay say

"In A Day When You Don't Come Across Any Problem,

There Are Two Kinds Of People,

"Flatter Me, And I May Not Believe You.

Success Is Yours When The Two Of You Fall In Love -

To Love Is To Risk Not Being Loved In Return.

Life Does Not Provide Warrenties & Guaranties

Night Is Longer Than The Day 4 Those Who DREAM!

Pray To Allah Almighty,

Azadi K Din Par Meri Dua Hai K ALLAH Ap Ko Quaid Ki Akal,

Thousands Laid Down There Lives So That Our Country

Do U Know Pakistan Means...No! Ok I M Gonna Tell You

Take A Stand Against Evil,

Take The Future In Ur Hands

Then Join Hands In Hands, Brave Pakistani"S All!

Independence A Precious Gift Of God.

Ye Kya Ho Raha Hai,

I'm Proud To Be A Pakistani Where At Least I K

Ek Memon dOctOr k pass gaya aur bOla k ghar ja kar mareez check karne k kitne paise Lo ge?

Mene to sarak pe khari larki se faqat Time poocha tha Faraz...

New About " FARZANA"

Shair arz hai

Machar ka Bacha Pehle Baar uraa

What's The Difference Between BLOOD & FRIENDS

~ A Frnd'z Prayer ~

Friend Is An Evergreen Relation

Milna Bicharna Sab Qismat Ka Khel Hy

A Good Friend Is Like A Light House

The best feeling in the world is

Time Might Lead Me

Friends Are Like "Marsh Mellow" In "Hot Chocolate"

Sign Of A True Friend ...

Arz kiya hai Airport per kharey hain 10 jahazf

Yaad-E-mehboob say zinda hoon KHUDAYA warna

Apni Manzil Pe Pohanchna Kisi Moa'jzey Se Kam Nahi

~KaÃŸ ka mar chuka hai tum jis ka p0chte h0

ham bewafa nahi yunhi badnaaam ho gaey

Shayad Tu Kabhi Pyasa Meri Taraf Laut Aaye

meray khoshion k lamhay itnay muhtasur q hain

Hoti Hay Baree Zalim Yaktarfa Mohabbat Bhe

Mein ne socha tha k bante ga wo dukh dard

Aft Our Exam, Our Books Ll Sing A Song, Guess Which Song

Class Rooms R Like Train

Aft Our Exam, Our Books Ll Sing A Song, Guess Which Song

Class Rooms R Like Train

Best 3 Comedy Lines In Student Life..

The Law Sayz, "If U Can't Convince Someone, Confuse Them!"

Itney Bharam Tootey They Ik Aur Bharam Toot Gya,

Yeh Student Ki Pehchan Hai.

Tips To Be Successful In Exams,

Issi Waja Sey Koi Boht Khass Ho Gya,

No Doubt Exams R A Matter Of Luck,

Na Ro'oon Apni Qismat pay to or kya karoon Dost...

IMAM UL AMBIYA MOHAMMED UR RASOOLULLAH (SALLALLAHO ALEHE WASALLAM) ny farmaya.

Troubles As Light As Air, Love As Deep As Ocean,

1 Shaks KESC Office K Bahr Khra Hokr Galiyan Derha Tha

tuMhArI JaAN meRi jAan tUm He ho0o

~*Teray Bagair Eid*~ Koi Bhi Mosam ho

*_*_*_*_*_*_* Happy EID!*_*_*_*_*_*_*

SendinG U WarM WisheS ON "EID-UL-ZUHA"

Gulshan Ko Kar Rahi Mo'attar Hawa-e-Eid, Aata Nahi Nazar Kuch Bhi Siwaye Eid,

Advance Me Eid Mubarak Ho,, Allah Kare Ye Apki Akhri Eid H0..

Your mother uses your fathers one Your Aunt uses your Uncles

What is "big" in Ladies, "small" in girls and "not" there in babies???

Tum bahir jate ho to mujhe dar laga rehta hy.

Larki : Un dino kafi darr lagta tha Nachna, Gana,

Mirchain mou k elawa aur kahan LAGTI hain?

KAASH YE FAASLE NA HOTE.. KAASH YE DURIYA NA HOTI..

What's The Most Popular Word That Begins With 'F' & Ends With 'K'?

Hold It Gently Put 2 Fingrs If Dey Dnt

ÄRÄBIC ÑEWZ HaaZa Zardari Beghairatun,

~Teray Bagair Eid~ Koi Bhi Mosam ho

______* Happy EID!______*